Hello World. Here is today’s list.

  • A Life in Google Maps - Delightful evocative piece about personal life and the snapshots that Google Maps takes. You should read this (it’s fiction).

I can see that life, but I can no longer enter it. I can’t get inside your head—I never could—but I can’t get inside mine, either; I can’t zoom in far enough to see if we were happy, or sad, or changing, or lying to ourselves. The images are here but the emotions are lost. Memory has no interior, only facade. Inside Google Maps I stand on the street outside our house, where I still live, but I can’t go in. Outside Google Maps I stand inside, in my mind, and look at my former life, and wonder.

The coup leaders were so unprepared that they hadn’t designated a new leader. Eventually Strasser was chosen, not because of his leadership, or martial authority — but because, as one of the few who’d completed secondary school, his English was good enough to read the junta’s declaration on the radio. If nothing else, they all agreed, a fresh-faced lad could inject youthful optimism into a weary nation.

*I took my son to Paris Fashion Week, and all I got was a profound understanding of who he is, what he wants to do with his life, and how it feels to watch a grown man stride down a runway wearing shaggy yellow Muppet pants.

It was kind of like Disneyland, but instead of a three-minute log flume or roller coaster you got inflatable pants.*

‘That’s what Tom said. Do you play golf? The Donald is magnificent at golf.’ ‘I’ve been known to hack the mashie,’ I said modestly, ‘but the local course is closed for a tournament this weekend.’ ‘I’ll buy the club and fire the tournament,’ Trump thundered, spitting flecks of kedgeree.

Have a wonderful Sunday!